RevOps Ascend

RevOps Ascend

You're the new Head of Revenue Operations. The board wants hockey-stick growth. Your teams are at each other's throats. The CRM is held together with duct tape and prayers.

Welcome to RevOps Ascend — a strategy/choices-matter game where you balance metrics, team morale, and sanity while steering a chaotic startup to success (or spectacular failure).

What You'll Do

• Navigate 40+ branching scenarios — CRM disasters, MQL blame games, forecasting fiascos, and board meetings from hell
• Make decisions with delayed consequences — that cheap fix might save budget now, but it'll bite you in Year 3
• Manage the three tensions: Marketing wants leads, Sales wants closable deals, Customer Success wants realistic expectations
• Build your tech stack — but every tool has recurring costs that drain your budget
• Survive until Year 10 — if you can keep NRR above water and your team from mutinying

Features

• 📊 Executive desk aesthetic — forest green leather, brass accents, warm amber lighting
• ⏰ Delayed consequences — your choices echo across quarters
• ⚠️ Consequence chains — ignore the pipeline problem in Q1, face "The Pipeline is Choking" in Q3
• 💰 Tech stack with costs — buy tools, pay quarterly, deal with integration debt
• 🎯 Paradox of Success — as you grow, new harder scenarios unlock
• 📱 Mobile-friendly — play on phone, tablet, or desktop

This is a prototype! Expect rough edges. Save often. The GDD wanted 70 scenarios — we have ~33 so far. More coming.

Made with 💀 by someone who has actually lived through RevOps hell.

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